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Mother of god. My mom was trying to take a picture of our christmas tree. Being the troll I am, I kept photobombing. She had me sit down to stop and I threw my phone, knowing it’d never work. It worked. We have a picture of our christmas tree with a flying phone
You guys thought I was kidding…
omG
it looks like it’s taking a selfie… #nomakeup #natural #xmas
I wrote a haiku about summer vacation.
Why is it so hot
Is it Monday or Friday
Wait, is that the sun
anal sneezes are cute as shit
sorry iphone the word i was looking for was “animal” sneezes better luck next time
When I was
A young boy
My father
Took me into the city
To see a marching band
